Google’s top search suggestion for “Why won’t”: “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?”

Now if there was some award for the world’s craziest query searched for in Google, it would be my pleasure to vote for “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?” Yes! That’s correct! And if you think we are fooling around, just go check it yourself.
All you need to do is just type “Why won’t” in Google and wait for the suggestion. You will see “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea?” at the very top of the suggestion box. While we are still wondering why would anyone want to collect his diarrhea and feed it to his pet? We will show you some funny replies to this question searched for in askville.amazon.com.

A user, named Raka replied to question by saying: WTF??? Why the hell would you give your parakeet your diarrhea??? Are you trying to kill it for God’s sake? Your diarrhea is your waste that hasn’t been fully solidified yet. Why on earth would you feed your pet that? Would you eat your diarrhea? Do you know ANYONE who would eat your diarrhea? No, I didn’t think so.

Then there was another user, Jerrymeyer’s reply that said: Actually, birds such as a parakeet will typically adhere to a strict diet of nuts, fruits and vegetables with no dairy. If you have eaten dairy recently, perhaps that’s why your parakeet won’t eat it even though people who know you would say your rather nutty, or fruity. Perhaps if the bird could talk, it would say, when you start eating my crap, I will start eating yours you silly bastard. ARK!

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